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nutty boy
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Has anyone seen the Biographies of people on the 1st and 2nd pages. Some are hilarious.
Here are a few examples:
tristancliffe: I can eat a stack of FIVE Jaffa Cakes at once without suffocating or choking! Kev is a GIRL!

thisnameistaken: I can eat a stack of four jaffa cakes at once without suffocating. Don't Believe The Tristan.

AndroidXP: I don't even know what a jaffa cake is.

Hyperactive: Only noobs eat jaffa cakes. Or choke.

the_angry_angel: I dont like perl, because it doesnt fit into my brain like all the other languages do.

Gunn: I was born at a very early age. Mother was there at the time.

P5YcHoM4N and joen: I like pie.

Madman_CZ: I have legs

Captain Slow: I was given birth to once. only once though.

duke_toaster: I have converted the LFS cars to run on Coca-Cola. 5000000mpg

KeMoT: I come from K-PAX

There aren't very many other ones past 2nd page because they aren't spammers that have nothing better to do

Does anyone else know any other funny biography captions.
nutty boy
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Quote from i_dOnT_KnOw :http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/3788/wuuxikb3.jpg

Cool. I like the way it looks like it's popped out from behind the wall.
nutty boy
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When's the FOX due for completion Rappa.
nutty boy
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Cool.
It would be interesting to see what LFS Radio was like. Maybe you could make a one off show, a tribute show to LFS Radio.
nutty boy
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Quote from Clownpaint :I will ask Greboth his last name when I see him online next.

I have a copy of the MoE application for MGOSR which Greboth was a part of. His name is Chris Roe.
nutty boy
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LFS girl. That's a rare breed. Only 2 at the moment. Oh wait, no, 3, I forgot about Tristan.
nutty boy
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I really hope anything on wheels doesn't mean bikes.

Karts would be cool and racing trucks, rally cars and dirt buggies but not bikes.
It should be renamed to "Live For Speed: The ultimate racing simulator for vehicles with 4 wheels"
nutty boy
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This conversation is one of them ones where you agree with for and against points. You don't know what to choose.

Quote from Gunn :It was Richard Hammond's wife who asked that people donate the money to the service rather than send flowers, so it is perfectly understandable to see many people donating to this cause even though they might not have normally thought about doing so before. This information makes the argument above seem a bit silly. Not only are the donations a positive outcome but the exposure helps to highlight the financial challenges that the service faces every day and brings awareness to millions of people, also a positive outcome.

Agree

Quote from Rappa Z :It does not take a celebraty(sp) to make people donate. Does anyone remember Huricane Katrina? Any celebraties in that?

The ambulance saved him(basically), and as said, someone you know may need it, you might need it!

Agree

Quote from tristancliffe :I agree with you bbman - totally!! The Air Ambulance is and has been a going concern, and people should do something to help in their own way NOT just because a celebrity needed it, but because, perhaps, THEY might need it, or a close family member, or a friend. Some people donate directly, others assist by sponsership or events (Mile of Triumphs for example, which was this weekend in Norfolk to raise money for the local air ambulance).

However, as hard as I find it to believe, some people will only hear about this service when it's brought into the public eye by a 'celebrity' accident, and it's never too late to support such a venture.

So, don't support the air ambulance because of the celebrity, but support it for your own reasons after hearing about it, perhaps after something like Hammonds accident. As the National Lottery slogan (used to?) say : It Could Be You!

Back on topic, how is he doing? I've been out all day, and I've not checked Google News yet...

Agree.

I agree with all these points. And they all contain for and against points.
nutty boy
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I can guarentee you that I could probarbly drift the LX6. (This was a long time ago whilst I was a recruit in N1 racing) I made a video of me trying to drive the LX6 around South City for the league race. Hilarious watching me trying to control it round bends. 80% of the time I didn't even get past the first corner.

Turns out I got last place in qualifying, sprint and feature race in that league race. That was due to connection problems though. I'd have still probarbly got last though.
nutty boy
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I always thought the goal of ice hockey wasn't to beat your oppenent by scoring goals. I thought the team won who knocked out the most teeth of the other teams players in the game.

Quote from Stew2000 :Heres a nice little skin I made

That's really nice.
I love the colour scheme.
nutty boy
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Wow. That's really cool.
nutty boy
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Am I the only one who can't drift on this forum?
nutty boy
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Quote from Rubenz81 :He's role was enforcer that means "go out there and fight someone"

Isn't that EVERY ice hockey players role.
nutty boy
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Quote from teaz-R :It's a replica of a Supra which has raced in JGTC.
http://www.5zigenusa.com/supra4sale/pictures/index.html

WOW. Looks like it did pretty well since it has a trophy next to it.
nutty boy
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Quote from Rappa Z :Well, the one said she had a six pack and that kinda freaked me out, the second was HUGE and the third would never stop laughing. And the first one asked me to go to a school dance, but the dance was never organised.

edit: also the fat one smoked, in the 7th grade. There's about 10 ok girls, but i don't even bother with them.

If the third one was attractive I might've gone out with her. All depends on how much she laughed though.

I'd definately not go out with Number 1 (EW!) and Number 2 (... EW!)
nutty boy
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I can't do it.

Sorry but I didn't know the race was even on today. It's too short notice I can't do it.

It's not helped by the fact that Duke and minimax have disappeared. I'm doing LFS FM covering the OWRL and LFS GT now independently. You haven't caught me on the best of days either.
I have my mum nagging me to do homework. And I actually only knew there was a race on about 5 minutes ago.

The next races I will gladly do. traXXion said LFS FM could be official commentators of LFS GT anyway it's just i'm very busy at the moment and it's just too short notice.
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nutty boy
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I don't know the pass and server

http://www.500servers.com/LFSFM.htm

I'll try to broadcast it but it's on such short notice so I might not be able too.
nutty boy
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Quote from Hyperactive :Though it would look better if the skin wasn't just mirrored on the other side. Or is it a drift skin?

I'd imagine, since the 55 on one side is backwards that it's a drift skin.
nutty boy
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I'd love to.
btw ZWR are called Racing Radio now.

Am I allowed to cover then or are RR still gonna do it?
nutty boy
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Quote from d6nn :i meant that i didn t clip the tyre barrier. i touched the side wall and it started flying.

Oh right. Well that's possible

Neonmuffler, that's a great picture.
nutty boy
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That was a stupid-ass thing to do Rappa.

All the girls at my school think they're all sexy and they use it to their advantage all the time. Sluts in other words.
nutty boy
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I'll ask my parents if I can donate.
nutty boy
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I don't know who this tie is.

What is up with him?
A few questions
nutty boy
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I've recently been watching alot of LFS videos. I enjoy watching the videos and I think it's a great part of LFS being able to show off your skills and crashes and other stuff.

A few of my favourite videos are the 'Crashes and Stunt' series by Chaz. I have all 3 that he's made. They're amazing. I noticed that number 1 was made in 2003, 2 in 2004 and 3 in 2005. That'd mean that, if there was a 4 coming out that it should be released this year. Does anyone know if there is a new 'Crashes and Stunts' video planned, if yes, when were the others realeased because the new one will probarbly be around the same time.

Another of my favourite's is ap0c's 'Crashing Volume 1'. This video actually inspired my crashing video which is very near to completion. Mine is no where near as good as this one though. I can tell that by Volume 1 being in the title that it's very certain there will be a 'Crashes Volume 2'. Has anyone heard any news about one being released.

The last one i'm going to mention are Kraniwani's videos. I think everyone who has seen either 'Scwei', 'Just Racing' or 'Door to Door' will agree that Steven Kranhold is an amazing movie maker.
I recently saw him online and asked if he had another planned, he remained very silent. Does anyone know if he does have another planned.

Thanks for any info given to me

Mike
nutty boy
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The only significant change is more action at the end. And it makes it great. Awesome movie.
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